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January 2019

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Gimme Gimme GimmeABBA

exai:

8bitftw:

ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

Jan 4, 2019 26,518 notes

uwuana-grande:

uwuana-grande:

uwuana-grande:

Life Update

As some of you know, earlier this month I attempted to commit suicide due to an argument with my mom. She threatened to kick me out, had my clothes littered down the stairs and destroyed my posters and furniture in the process. I’ve also been unemployed so the hope of getting new furniture is slim. Luckily I have a possible job lined up after I completely this training but it won’t start until Jan 6th. I’ll be selling my kpop albums and light sticks to make some money (Masterpost) but I’ll also be accepting donations to pay for food me and my dog, gas, and other bills. Please keep this post rolling I don’t want to fall behind on bills again.

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Please help!! I’ve sold some items but my bank account is $23 in the negative!! And PayPal is holding my funds!!!

My bank charged me with an overdraft fee so now I’m almost $60 in the negative.

Jan 4, 2019 91 notes

solarcat:

tfautobotsrollout:

ride-thewave:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I need a miracle

I would love a miracle

I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.

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jewishcommie:

jewishcommie:

jewishcommie:

jewishcommie:

❗❗HELP NEEDED❗❗

Hey. I need help. I’m Rab. 25, disabled trans gay. I am desperately trying to get onto disability or even just get a part time job to help me pay bills but 2018 has been a really bad year for me. Just… Bad. I’ve lost a lot of hope this year. My rent is due tomorrow, and I have like a bunch of other bills too… Literally anything would help. I have illfitting clothes, I’m malnourished, sometimes I can’t even afford my medicine. I guess just…. Please help if you can.

I also have a tarot sale going on at @rabbietarot , and I like to work for money when I can.

Paypal: transdragoning@gmail.com (link)

Cash: $RDonations (link)

Venmo: @RHelpers (link)

My rent was due yesterday and I have other bills too…. Please please help me if you can.

Please help me, rent was due TWO DAYS AGO and I am so afraid of possibly losing my housing if I am not able to pay…

Wassup rent was due THREE DAYS AGO and i am WORRIED as hell

Jan 4, 2019 734 notes
Supporting Native Americans and WOW the Taste!

punwolf:

From Red Lake Nation’s web site

I bought 2 jars of jelly as a gift for someone but the USPS is brutal. One of the jars was broken in transit. The breaks were clean and the jelly was contained so I transferred it to a clean jar and kept it for myself.

The taste was incredible. I cannot begin to describe how much better it is than store bought jelly. It’s just the right amount of sweetness with no aftertaste. The flavors from Red Lake Nation also can’t be purchased at a local store because they’re directly from the land. Anything homemade tends to taste more “real” because it doesn’t tend to have the preservatives or other additives big manufacturers use.

Ever looked at a Smucker’s label? The first ingredient is fruit. The apricot in my pantry has the second ingredient listed as high fructose corn syrup and the third as corn syrup.

Red Lake Nation’s wild plum jelly is listed as three ingredients. Wild plum juice, sugar, pectin. (Pectin is what makes jelly thick and into a spread.) No high fructose corn syrup, preservatives or additives.

I’m not going to lie, this stuff was pricey. It’s $7.00 for a 12 oz jar vs. around $3.00 for a 10 oz jar of the name brands in the store. Plus the shipping. However, it’s not just the fact it’s healthier and you’re supporting the Chippewa. Each jar is made from hand harvested berries or fruits. It’s made by hand, packaged by hand, labels are printed on site and shipped by hand. As someone who runs a small business out of my home I can tell you that all of that? It takes a lot of time and effort.

I can’t afford it all the time but I plan on buying more at least a couple of times a year. It’s well worth it, and I’d like to try their syrup and other flavors of jelly.

They also sell wild rice and handmade jewelry. Check them out. Your tastebuds will thank you.

Jan 4, 2019 2,269 notes

spector:

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant?
a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

Jan 4, 2019 100,875 notes

aliendissection:

Jan 3, 2019 19,293 notes

wondy420:

hey guys !! im selling some stuff on my Twitter so I can have money for rent!! please check it out if you’re interested there’s a ton of cool stuff !! u can message me on here or there if u want anything! reblog if u can please!

https://twitter.com/wondyful/status/1080245492557082624?s=21

odd eye by shinee on Twitter
“hi guys for the new year im gutting out my room/closet!! here are some things im selling or willing to trade!!”
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#what a ride lol

sweetschizo:

sweetschizo:

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

Jan 2, 2019 84,180 notes

youmattered:

comfydummy:

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December 2018

Dec 31, 2018 106,107 notes

hoodmao:

Bacon grease: *Pops sporadically*

Me:

Dec 30, 2018 5,879 notes

gay-space-stuff:

My doctor won’t fill my HRT meds until i go to an appointment thats 30days away and i run out in 2-3 days

Pm me for paypal or venmo if you can help

Dec 30, 2018 151 notes

mens-rights-activia:

Y’all, I need your help. I’m trying to get my youchewb monetized but I currently only have 3000 watch hours but I need at least 4000.

So if you’ve got some time to spare and wanna watch some wildly inconsistent, yet entertaining videos, please check out my channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/beanny55555

Ena Da
YouTube

Or you can just watch anemone song on repeat lol

https://youtu.be/93wE-2E0b4Q

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theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

how are anna kendrick and blake lively simultaneously seen as wlw icons and yet they also give off such strong homophobic energy 

these are the faces your female friends make right after they learn you’re into girls and then quickly say “oh that’s totally cool! good for you!”

Dec 29, 2018 20,265 notes

shoshanah-ben-hohim:

suicunesrider:

fanfuckery:

liberalsarecool:

millennial-review:

Never normalize Nazis.

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

Like don’t get me wrong, that’s nicer than the idea that Americans are split pretty 50/50 on such issues…. but that’s still 3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country.    6% is a nice, softened way of saying “over 1 in 20 people”.

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

Let that sink in. Then think about how your Jewish friends and neighbors feel right now, and have been feeling all this time.

Dec 29, 2018 105,752 notes

thebootydiaries:

Hollywood:*puts eyeliner on a white guy*

Hollywood: He is an egyptian man from egypt and also a pharoh he is egyptian and we did a good job

Dec 28, 2018 342,740 notes
Facing that my mom will likely be homeless

interruptingkau:

Back in July I made this post, the gist being that my dad threw my disabled, elderly mother out of the house and she was barely getting by with my sister and sister’s boyfriend, who were both addicts who stole from her and didn’t have any income of their own.

Things got better, things got worse. The current situation is that they have to meet with the manager to discuss payment arrangements to get caught up on rent OR be out on the 31st of December. The manager has been dodging them, and I imagine he’d rather just have them out than try to arrange anything. Either way, mom has no money.

My sister is, apparently, off of drugs and trying to get her life back on track, but she has a number of fees and fines against her both for legal violations and child support. Well, mom’s the only one with an income, so mom’s been paying them. She has nothing left. They were counting on money coming in from whatever it is my sister receives from child support owed to her, but it’s been delayed and held up and frankly I don’t believe it will ever come.

My sister’s boyfriend is still useless, and I found out recently that he hits and pushes her. My sister has rheumatoid arthritis so she is a very fragile person, and a fall could easily harm her severely. She doesn’t want to leave him.

My mom’s truck was fixed for a while, and then it broke in a way that would be far more to fix than to just get a new vehicle, so she doesn’t even have something she could sleep in if she’s outside. She’s been walking everywhere in northeast Ohio winter.

There are also three cats in the picture, at least one of which I dearly hope I can convince them to take to a shelter since he’s still a kitten.

Right now I’m not hopeful I can keep her in her apartment. My dad has made it clear he will never let her come home. She will, short of a legitimate miracle, be homeless by the end of the year. All I can do is try to gather some funds to give her some kind of cushion and keep her safe.

My paypal.me is https://www.paypal.me/Mariah495

My cash app tag is $Marwatt, signing up with the code HTWSQRD will give us both five dollars.

I draw a little, the art tag is here if you’d like to talk about commissioning me. I haven’t got rates, pay what you want.

If you’re an adult I’ll sell nudes. My face tag is here, if you think you might be interested in seeing more get in touch.

I’m sorry this is lacking my usual emotion, I’m very numb right now. Thank you for reading and reblogging.

Dec 28, 2018 872 notes

fangirlinginleatherboots:

listen. if your religion requires you to reject a part of yourself, its unhealthy.

if your religion condemns you for something you cant control its abusive.

if the people in your religious community encourage unhealthy behaviors, its straight up terrible and you have the right to leave.

spirituality is supposed to enlighten you and fill you with reason and passion and self. if it doesn’t do that, you don’t have to stay. you deserve to be happy.

Dec 28, 2018 11,694 notes

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

traikyn:

*Gordon Ramsey voice*

Finally, a good f**king meme

It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good

Dec 28, 2018 91,276 notes

yungcrybby-anonymousbosch:

mysticalcoffeequeen:

speedlimit15:

moontxt:

weavemama:

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

@yall dog obsessed bitches

this is part of why it’s “weird” for a man to have cats or even like cats.

and also why cats are feminized and seen as catty no matter what they do. like humans will project onto the cat based on harmful stereotypes they’ve internalized about women and femininity.

one time my cousin was like, “ooooh look how she [my grey cat] jumped in that chair she’s like, “i don’t care what you say”. “ and that was 100% not what was happening. the cat likes the chair. stop it.

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abbleremorse:

The way he looks back at the camera before prancing off is the closest thing we have to compare to what sailors of yore reported about mysterious, playful, and michevious mermaids leading their ships into rocky harbours with nothing but coy glances and a few errant splashes

Dec 27, 2018 7,373 notes
I Got 5 On ItLuniz

theblackpearlofwakanda:

stonerparty:

Luniz: I Got 5 On It

Originally posted by stream

Dec 27, 2018 6,006 notes

redoctopusbabe:

redoctopusbabe:

twozpirit:

also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely.

Bring this girl home or I will send the wrath of 5000 Vikings on you like I will the person(s) who took her.

If you’re too fucking lazy to read it - here you fucking go. Please spread this like wildfire

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lord-kitschener:

frankendykes-monster-2:

frankendykes-monster-2:

frankendykes-monster-2:

frankendykes-monster-2:

I’ve seen the crypto-TERF @appro/priately-inappropriate on several major posts, the subjects of which include the homophobia of the Salvation Army, how to avoid turning in people to ICE, and how to successfully defend yourself in the case of a mass shooting, and you go to her blog and it seems like shes a reasonable person who just reblogs a lot of social justice content.

But then the subject of trans women comes up, and she recommends actively defiling the graves of dead trans women to examine their remains so there is scientific proof we are “male”.

And you dumbasses keep reblogging the shit with her additions. The Salvation Army post has 400,000+ notes. Fuck y'all, go to hell.

I am frothing at the mouth over this. Like, with shit like butch/communist or other cryptos, they made an active attempt at disguising their transmysoginy with huge words and pseudo-leftist rhetoric, but then this bitch comes along not even hiding that she wants us dead with no rest for the living and y'all spread her shit. I fucking hate y'all.

This is literally the top post on their blog.

Literally scroll down the blog for 15 seconds and its crawling with TERF reblogs about the “trans conspiracies” and shit.

Wasn’t she also the one who tried to say that trans rights movements are funded by Soros and other wealthy Jewish people, and insisted there’s nothing antisemitic about Just Stating The Facts™?

Dec 26, 2018 439 notes

hansolocareer:

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

Dec 26, 2018 26,842 notes

jonrkennex:

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

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zackisontumblr:

unorthodox-views:

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

Dec 26, 2018 1,456,336 notes

hoetipsbyangel:

stop waiting on men to validate you. you’re pretty. you’re smart. you’re interesting. you’re worth time & effort. you deserve to be loved. you need to know these things and truly believe them. don’t wait on some man to come along and tell you.

Dec 25, 2018 193,669 notes

witchy-words:

xenethes:

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active. 

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links. 


oh my god.

I have seen this happen to accounts I follow.  Please let me know if it’s happening to mine and I will correct it if I can.  Thank you!

Dec 24, 2018 65,148 notes

redoctopusbabe:

redoctopusbabe:

twozpirit:

also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely.

Bring this girl home or I will send the wrath of 5000 Vikings on you like I will the person(s) who took her.

If you’re too fucking lazy to read it - here you fucking go. Please spread this like wildfire

Dec 24, 2018 39,203 notes
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jewishcommie:

❗❗Please Help Me❗❗

Hey. I’m R. I’m trans, gay, disabled, and I’m my support system. Me. Alone. I am desperately trying to find a job but I can’t afford food, laundry, rent, medicine, utilities, or anything! I need help desperately but unfortunately nobody’s been donating and everyone’s been sending anon hate so uh. Yay. Please help me if you can, and also consider buying a tarot reading from me at @rabbietarot!

Paypal: transdragoning@gmail.com (link)

Cash.me: $RDonations (link)

Venmo: @RHelpers

Dec 24, 2018 1,096 notes

islandnymph:

justjengie:

hersheyhipster:

the-pareidolia-paradigm:

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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fabulous-brii:

Tumblr: on December 17 we will hide adult content

My blog the next day: gets followed by 3 porn bots

Originally posted by f13nds

Dec 22, 2018 49,070 notes

ruinedchildhood:

[Retweet]

Dec 22, 2018 202,945 notes

blackfairypresident:

blackfairypresident:

my dad kicked me out

paypalt

venmo: @sleepytired

cash: $naturefairy

i have to leave tonight… i just need $90 for the hotel. ill get food later… im sorry..

just please help me getta hotel room..

update: apparently ive gotten kicked out of my paypal due to inactivity? so i removed that link

just please help me get a hotel room tonight… im sorry..

Dec 21, 2018 453 notes
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